CALL S.A.S.
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0121 663 7066
Call-ins are available during selected live broadcasts. When we're taking calls, use an alias and tell us what landed you in the dog house. Follow S.A.S. on Twitch and our social channels to see when we're live and accepting callers.
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OPERATIONAL CONDUCT & RULES
- • Adults 18+ only
• Use aliases
• Do not reveal addresses, phone numbers, workplaces or other identifying information
• Calls may be broadcast live and recorded
• Callers must consent before participating
• Voice camouflage may be available but does not guarantee anonymity
EMAIL YOUR STORY — OPEN 24/7
Not ready to call live? Send your story to S.A.S. at any time. Email submissions are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Use aliases and remove identifying personal information from your story.
Inbox Status
Responses handled when the S.A.S. team is available.
Emails can be submitted 24/7. Responses are handled when the S.A.S. team is available.
S.A.S. Flower Fund
The S.A.S. Flower Fund is a voluntary donation pot used to buy modest apology flowers for selected callers:
• It’s a voluntary donation pot
• Used to buy modest apology flowers for selected callers
• Contributions are completely optional
• Money is used only to purchase flowers, not cash payments to callers.
ABOUT S.A.S.
S.A.S. began after the creator found himself in the dog house in his own relationship and realised he wished he had ordinary people to talk to.
The idea is to provide a humorous place where adults can talk about everyday relationship mistakes and disagreements, hear different perspectives and have a conversation.
The hosts are not experts – just people who like talking about how we all end up on the sofa sometimes.
IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER
S.A.S. IS A DISCUSSION AND ENTERTAINMENT PODCAST.
- We are not therapists, counsellors, marriage experts, lawyers, medical professionals or professional relationship advisers.Nothing discussed by S.A.S., its hosts, guests or community should be treated as professional advice.S.A.S. is not an emergency or crisis service.Situations involving immediate danger, abuse, threats, self-harm or safeguarding concerns are not suitable for the entertainment format and should be taken to an appropriate qualified or emergency service.
We're not here to save your marriage. We're here to discuss how you ended up on the sofa.
CONTACT
Phone: 0121 663 7066
Stories: contactus@sofaavoidanceservice.co.uk
Website: sofaavoidanceservice.co.uk
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